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Vacation to L.A.

One day I ma gonna L.A. to bigga Hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I
tell waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me only one piss.

I tella her "I wanna two piss."
She say "Go to the toilet."
I say "You no understand. I wanna two piss on ma plate."
She say "You better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch."
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me spoon and knife but
no fock.

I tella her "I wanna fock."
She tell me "Everybody wanna fock."
I tella her "You no understand. I wanna fock on the table."
She say "You better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch."

I gonna back to my room ina hotel and there is no shit onna ma bed. I call the
manager and tella him I wanna shit.

He tell me "Go to the toilet."
I say "You no understand. I wanna shit onna my bed."
He say "You better no shit onna bed you sonna ma bitch."

I go to the checkout and man at desk say to me "Peace on You".
I say "Piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch!"

I gonna back to Honduras better.